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Current Life Goal: get by

Things are getting a little out of control in every aspect of my life. So, that's, ya know, awesome. School is kicking my at-money-money. To be more specific, I am about a quarter of the way through my first of 2 papers and also have roughly 10 more papers to grade, all of this should be done by tomorrow. And it's 11:41 pm. On top of that, I also have 2 other papers that were due a lil while ago and an advocacy letter that was due last week that I also need to do. Academics are RELENTLESS! My desk/clothes/bed/life are a friggen mess and it's driving me CRAZY!!! Normally I'd use some discretion here and not include this next part, but I really doubt any boys read this. I'm on my period, which makes all relational aspects of my life just dandy. Bleh. Hormones. I have cried 4 out of the last 6 days and almost started crying during my Child Welfare class tonight. It's one of those weepy, mood swing, emo periods I guess. Which just makes me love people all the more. And makes me drip with sarcasm. That sounds disgusting. Why did I say that? Better question, why don't I delete it? Ay. I feel like I'm burning the candle at both ends and have been for a few weeks now. I'm curious what happens when it meets in the middle....

Meanwhile, to keep me from losing my mind and my iridescent smile, I have been doing things like correcting papers with a Clifford the Big Red Dog stuffed animal balancing on my head, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a saucepan, sporadically trying on my Spiderman costume that I recently purchased for $3. Husky boy. Ya know. The typical mind-saving strategies.

I guess it's time to get back to the grindstone. I'm pretty sure that's not a saying. I'm pretty sure it's similar to the saying I'm thinking of, but it's not quite right. But I don't care. (Oh my gosh. Stop shaking the popcorn. The butter has been distributed. Cortney Moran. Be quiet. You're not even in the lobby right now, but I still feel like telling you to be quiet.) <-----This is a sample of the lovely example of the attitudes that result from from the Uterine Wall Waterfall effect. Yeah. I need to go. I'm starting to sound like a crazy person.