I'm Done! I'd jump around and dance but I don't have the cognitive ability to move....

Since the last time I was unconscious:
-I observed a dumb boy mackin on girls next to the "Shhh!!! Please be quiet," sign on the quiet floor of the library and nearly shot him with my laser vision that doesn't actually exist. For goodness sakes, that is the only space reserved for quiet in all of campus, and he still felt it was necessary to talk there instead of relocating to the limitless options of places to talk where someone wasn't wishing to castrate him.

-A stranger at the microwave explained to my why my computer screen zooms in all the time. Sweet.

-I also went to Applebees without evening leaving campus and rode in a purse.

-I climbed in and out of a drier.

-I witnessed the greatest display of Spring Arbor tool-dom between 4 guys playing ping pong.

-I witnessed my 5th sunrise this semester, all of which I did not wake up for but stayed up for.

-I walked through E and B's minefield of a dorm room in the dark and managed to knock over every pot and pan plus a window scraper and nearly closelined myself on Christmas lights 4 or 5 times.

-I received the most awesome, personalized pillow ever that perfectly fits to my head.

-I also witnessed the smoke that resulted from Baker baking bacon for his girlfriend. I don't know that kid's real name.

-I told off a computer. For 3 straight minutes. Why do those dang things take so long to log on?

-If one more Lowell Lobby couple kisses, I will throw up. Congrats, mushy gushy couple, you made my blog.

And all of this happened in 24 hours. Because I have been awake. For 24 hours. This is a first for me. I know, it's surprising, me being the night owl and all, but here I am at 24 hours for the first time. I feel like I should be dead.

But most importantly....

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I feel like I just concurred (yeah that's supposed to be conquered. shows how well the wires are connecting right now) the world. I feel like I can do anything. I feel like superwoman. I feel like that girl on the kitchen sink. Holy crap. I really just did that. AND I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING FOR 2 AND A HALF WEEKS!!!!! OH my gosh. And I only used 2 cans of Mountain Dew to do it :)

I compiled all of the stuff I have done in the last week, and it was 43 pages long (double spaced, size 12 Times New Roman.) Holy crap. I put all the stuff that I've writtin in the last 24 hours together. It was 22 pages. I wrote 22 pages in 24 hours. I feel so cool.

And with that.....

-Human Behavior Interview Paper
-Stats Final
-Modern Social Problems Final
-1,2 National Government essays (4-5 pages each)
-1,2,3,4 Child Welfare essays (3-4 pages each)
-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 Human Behavior essays (1ish paragraph each)

in 5,4,3,2,1 days and 3 (Aladdin),2 (Pocahontas), 1 (Sleeping Beauty), Disney Movies (didn't watch one yesterday)




awwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh